Inspired by a recent contest, I thought it would be funny (or ironic?) to write something quick inspired (perhaps a bit too much) by what I’ve been reading on my Facebook feed recently.
We thank you for your participation in our “Face of the Year” competition.
Please note that with each entry, you grant us a worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive, royalty-free, transferable and sub-licensable license for us to use and abuse your face, personality, and identity in the form of publication, displays, reproduction, digital posts, prints. You also grant us unlimited rights to archive, adapt, edit, and modify any part of yourself in whole or in part, in any form and in any media, for any purpose whatsoever, without acknowledging your presence, effort, and authorship and without prior notice to you.
And of course, we would like to remind you that upon your agreement in participating in this competition, you will not receive any compensation, in cash, in part, or in kind, because you already knew about this before you signed the dotted line.
Nothing personal, just business.
We wish you all the best!
I hope you’ve enjoyed this piece as much as I enjoyed writing it. Stay tuned for more Muse Moment pieces, or take a look at the rest of my other Muse Moment works here.